this is fun: visit http://tashian.com/multibabel/ and produce a badly written manual/thesis/walkthrough/poem, etc.
Sometimes we wonder who the hell comes up with written manuals stating stuff like: Onboard Safety Device Must Not Be Used To Unless Rescue Play With Girl.
Well, I think I know how this sometimes happens… Since it’s origin the internet has adopted the unique feature of translating back and forth data (Ok, it always was doing nothing else than that), most of that data is litterally copied into other databases, but sometimes stuff is edited or re-directed by either software or – even worse – people.
This site transforms a perfect grammatically correct text into ultimate jibberish, seemingly written by one of those apes in the type-writer experiment… (Of whome none could produce one syllable of a Shakespeare Play…)
I typed in:
In a way, Darth Vader is the only hero in Starwars, since he had the opportunity to rise to the upper ranks of the jedi-order, falling into the dark side and, ultimately, redeeming himself in order to save his son.
and this is what came out after one translation-mesh:
In definitive Darth a Vader of the way the falls is the only hero in
Starwars, since then of which that had the occasion, to the one of the
raised ascent the Jedibefehls to magnify and in the pagination that
the black color one e, of that one he would be had readquirió
finally, in the son its/it of the order to use.
Starwars, since then of which that had the occasion, to the one of the
raised ascent the Jedibefehls to magnify and in the pagination that
the black color one e, of that one he would be had readquirió
finally, in the son its/it of the order to use.
But even better, you can keep remeshing the outcome ove and over again:
In Darth of the obstruction of Vader of the method a hero in Starwars
is the cases only, since then that to this time of où that one had the
occasion, with that the magnified increase Jedibefehls of the disc of
the explosion of a valve and in paginations, that would be the black
color and, of this he __, the end that he has of readquiri like the
conclusion, in the son its/it the to be used instruction.
is the cases only, since then that to this time of où that one had the
occasion, with that the magnified increase Jedibefehls of the disc of
the explosion of a valve and in paginations, that would be the black
color and, of this he __, the end that he has of readquiri like the
conclusion, in the son its/it the to be used instruction.
Ok, strike me with that saber, dude, I don’t even WANNA KNOW!
Oh, and here is the remesh of this blog:
it is of reserve: the visits http://tashian.com/multibabel/ and
produce them inside, of that, sorprend of the etc. are written
manual/thesis/walkthrough/poem. erroneamente _ to the times that those
we have taste, manual he scriv he hell he forn, the one that is that
the substance that indicates that with: To sharpen the preventive
measure to be usatgli is not must the game of the exit with the girl.
Spendthrift thinks about which he knows that this one happens to the
times… Since then that is origin, the Internet estimated the only
unit, in the data of the order after of the east and tradu he (, fêz
correctly always vario not he nothing because one this), the majority,
this is copí of the one of the data litterally in other bases of the
data, only foa of the substance to the times or still-directed of
software or – false silence – of people. This place turns a perfect
one corrected text of grammaticale jibberish the round extremity,
looking like written of one east rammer to exempt the fall in the
experience of the typewriter… (whome no could produce sillaba of a
game of Shakespeare…) I introduced with the keyboard: Of a
definitive way Darth Vader he is the only hero in Starwars, since then
of which that had the occasion, to the one of ascensions raised the
Jedibefehls to magnify and that will fall in the pagination that black
color one and finally in me the shutdowns of the purchase the other
way around, in the son its/it of the order and in him is used being,
who had come to the external part to a translation that she connects:
In Darth of the obstruction of Vader of the method a hero in Starwars
is the cases only, since then that to this time of où that one had the
occasion, with that the magnified increase Jedibefehls of the disc of
the explosion of a valve and in paginations, that would be the black
color and, of this he readquiri, would have _ like the conclusion, in
the son its/it the to be used instruction. But still improved, you can
you with where and still you are the excess of the restorations
updated for the quependura the end not to continue: In Darth of the
obstacle of Vader of the method a hero in Starwars only the cases,
since then that to this time that he has the place he at the moment
used or _, that one the occasion had this, with of this the increase
of Jedibefehls of magnifiée of the disc of the bud of a valve and in
paginations, that would be the color and, of this __, the extremity,
of that the black color that he has of readquiri like the summary, the
son its/it the relative instruction. Aprovaçã0, I with this SABRE,
types, WOULD APPRECIATE the fixed UNIFORM of KNOWLEDGE NAO I!
produce them inside, of that, sorprend of the etc. are written
manual/thesis/walkthrough/poem. erroneamente _ to the times that those
we have taste, manual he scriv he hell he forn, the one that is that
the substance that indicates that with: To sharpen the preventive
measure to be usatgli is not must the game of the exit with the girl.
Spendthrift thinks about which he knows that this one happens to the
times… Since then that is origin, the Internet estimated the only
unit, in the data of the order after of the east and tradu he (, fêz
correctly always vario not he nothing because one this), the majority,
this is copí of the one of the data litterally in other bases of the
data, only foa of the substance to the times or still-directed of
software or – false silence – of people. This place turns a perfect
one corrected text of grammaticale jibberish the round extremity,
looking like written of one east rammer to exempt the fall in the
experience of the typewriter… (whome no could produce sillaba of a
game of Shakespeare…) I introduced with the keyboard: Of a
definitive way Darth Vader he is the only hero in Starwars, since then
of which that had the occasion, to the one of ascensions raised the
Jedibefehls to magnify and that will fall in the pagination that black
color one and finally in me the shutdowns of the purchase the other
way around, in the son its/it of the order and in him is used being,
who had come to the external part to a translation that she connects:
In Darth of the obstruction of Vader of the method a hero in Starwars
is the cases only, since then that to this time of où that one had the
occasion, with that the magnified increase Jedibefehls of the disc of
the explosion of a valve and in paginations, that would be the black
color and, of this he readquiri, would have _ like the conclusion, in
the son its/it the to be used instruction. But still improved, you can
you with where and still you are the excess of the restorations
updated for the quependura the end not to continue: In Darth of the
obstacle of Vader of the method a hero in Starwars only the cases,
since then that to this time that he has the place he at the moment
used or _, that one the occasion had this, with of this the increase
of Jedibefehls of magnifiée of the disc of the bud of a valve and in
paginations, that would be the color and, of this __, the extremity,
of that the black color that he has of readquiri like the summary, the
son its/it the relative instruction. Aprovaçã0, I with this SABRE,
types, WOULD APPRECIATE the fixed UNIFORM of KNOWLEDGE NAO I!
Thought you’d all like to know… ;P
So, if I ever come up with some sh|t that would cause y’all to come and threathen me to death:
YES I WROTE THAT!
BUT IT GOT TRANSLATED!!!
So sue me…
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